happy birthday, zia

For all of you that have been shut into some forgotten cellar, Zia is my dog.
Zia is 7 years old today. She's a doggie dinosaur.
The spoiled little princess usually gets a pancake on her birthday, but she didn't get one today. We did, however, buy her a little stuffed bunny that squeaks and a little rubber cat that squeaks. These toys substitute for all the bunnies that are usually out on our lawn, and the kitten that sits on the fence and stares as Zia frantically jumps to get it.
Zia finds that for best results, you should stomp and gnaw the toy to death- even though its not alive in the first place.
100% satisfaction.